This LA Company Selling Used Tissues For $80 a Box Must Think We’re Stupid

On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the dumbest product on the market, this one really borders on 11.

A company called Vaev just started selling tissues. No big deal, except the tissues are used. Oh, and they’re $80 a box.

According to their website, Vaev believes “you should be able to get sick on your terms,” claiming, “we’re not about chemicals or prescription drugs here at Vaev. We believe using a tissue that carries a human sneeze is safer than needles or pills.”

So basically, yes, someone else already sneezed into these tissues, then the company packages them up in a box and sells them to you.

For $80. $80 for a box of used tissues!

This has got to be a hoax. And it probably is because they claim to have sold out.

I mean, if you REALLY want a box of used tissues, I’d be happy to help. Send your money order to Tara Madison, 4 Church Street, Concord, NH 03301


DK has been a fan of the internet for quite some time now and loves working with it. He likes dogs, sports, and bologna. He has 1 degree and 1 intramural Ping Pong championship from Ithaca College. Fun fact: he can whistle inhaling as well as exhaling.